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Etan Wexler, smallpox champion



Alton, Say-tahn, Gay-tahn




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Phil Krauth wants "just one word from your rubicund lips", but I want to poison you, sweetheart. Come hither and let me fill you with my bile.

(What? You were expecting friendly chit-chat? Substantive monologue? Too bad for you. Disappointment builds character, and by "character" I mean "brittle emotional shell".)

I once ate a leaf of red mustard, freshly picked. That was a mistake, similar to when I ate an habaņero pepper in a bowl of stew, similar to when I ate four plates of food at Sushi Chalet (I like to get a superb value at restaurants). After the consumption of the four plates, I stumbled out of the restaurant, walked hither and yon, and then stopped in a parking lot. I fell to my knees, then lay on the ground. I prayed to vomit, to die, to do anything that would alleviate the pain. Now that is a good value.

:I understand and appreciate your assertive approach to eating. On my first visit to a Japanese restaurant, I thought the dollop of green stuff on the thin little carrot slice was like avocado paste, and popped the whole thing into my unsuspecting mouth. Welcome aboard -- Jerry Muelver

Ah, the formidable wasabi. Revered by foodies everywhere. Immortalized in the gauche Budweiser beer television advertisement ("Wasabi!" "Wasaaabi!"). Noted by the [Japanese] and by an astute [Austrian]. The devastating characteristic of wasabi is to wait, sometimes as long as a few seconds, before unleashing its overwhelming vapors. The eater of wasabi is thus lulled into taking too much and subsequently scorching the respiratory tract. On the flipside, the wasabi burn dissipates much more quickly than and much more cleanly than the burns from, for example, chiles.



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Ian MacKaye is telling me that he will refuse while Al Jourgensen and Paul Barker craft a soundscape. Murder and weather is our only news.


Tim Roth has costarred with Tupac Shakur and has played Kafka's Gregor Samsa (including the beetle phase). What a range.


The typography in Roger Ebert's "Two Weeks in the Midday Sun" is excellent. The writing is darn good, too.


I'm back, and tasty like a mofo. I've been thinking a lot about Cascading Style Sheets.
Joe Clark doesn't wanna talk to me.

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"Mullholland Drive": have I seen a more confusing movie? Yes, but that was some offbeat German picture that came out years ago. The queer thing about "Mullholland Drive" is that almost every scene is perfectly straightforward, yet when the scenes combine to form a story, the result is nearly incomprehensible. Three cheers for David Lynch.
I'm a hot international DJ. Is this my bus stop?

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Maybe three cheers for Ray Carney.
[Should iguanas live in Iceland?]

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Better living through Eli Lilley, right?
Rachel Crouthamel doesn't wanna be around me.

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Joe Clark doesn't wanna talk to me.
Look for my forthcoming article in CACM: "Spending Fourteen Consecutive Hours Facing a Phosphorescent Screen and Drinking Carbonated Syrup Considered Harmful".

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I'm a hot international DJ. Is this my bus stop?
If your rat has a massive tumor and is by all appearances insane and if the doctor says that treatment is futile, please have the compassion to seek prompt, professional euthanasia. (Actually, this plea applies to any animal, not just to rats.)

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[Should iguanas live in Iceland?]
Despite my many dreams, I still can't fly. What's with that? Maybe I should spend all of my time dreaming.

Alton, Say-tahn, Gay-tahn

J. Mascis says it well: "I've got no advice 'bout anything, just fuck it up yourself."


Joe Clark doesn't wanna talk to me.
I'm a hot international DJ. Is this my bus stop?
[Should iguanas live in Iceland?]
Rachel Crouthamel doesn't wanna be around me.
Look for my forthcoming article in CACM: "Spending Fourteen Consecutive Hours Facing a Phosphorescent Screen and Drinking Carbonated Syrup Considered Harmful".
If your rat has a massive tumor and is by all appearances insane and if the doctor says that treatment is futile, please have the compassion to seek prompt, professional euthanasia. (Actually, this plea applies to any animal, not just to rats.)
Despite my many dreams, I still can't fly. What's with that? Maybe I should spend all of my time dreaming.
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